Used to be the one of the rotten ones
And I liked you for that
Now you’re all gone, got your makeup on
And you’re not coming back [x]
Inspired by the beautiful indie game, Gone Home.
5 minutes into watching a new show because you hear there are lesbians in it like
chill out about eyebrows they’re just fucking face hair
also every time you say shit like “omg eyebrows on point” to a woman with perfectly defined+angular brows you’re subtly shaming women who don’t spend lots of time and money making their brows picture perfect so basically shut up
word: EASY show: LEGALLY BLONDE
you got into harvard? / what, like it’s hard?
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
five grown men thought it was a good idea to whack a milkshake with a golf club, in the direction of thousands of dollars worth of equipment
do you ever get theatre crushes where you don’t necessarily fancy the person but you just fall in love with their performances and their singing and their stage presence and character interpretation and you could go on about how amazing they are for hours and hours and you know you’re gushing but you don’t care because they’re just so amazing at what they do